Over the past several days squirrels have decided to ravage the cover which protects my car. Not only did they destroy the cover with a total of 15+ holes, but they also put scratches on my rear spoiler.
This declaration of war brought me to Home Depot where I purchased a squirrel cage. I am going to trap the little f**kers and bring them countless miles away. From there I hope they get crushed by a 18 wheeler.
A new cover has cost me over $160 in addition to the $190 spoiler I ordered to replace the scratched one. Tonight, the cage sits waiting on the back of the car. Some cereal trailing into the cage which has a nice helping of peanut butter should hopefully do the trick.
Say HELLO to my Little cage you Mutha (censored) Squirrels